More Jack Speak

More fun talk from Jack:

• I have no time to go to sleep.
• When I asked Jack if he was in trouble, he responded, Sorry...I am trouble.
• Oh! Poor cotton ball! Cotton ball got hurt... I didn't know what to make of this one until I realized he had fished a cotton ball out of my trash that had pink nail polish on it. He thought the cotton ball was bleeding.
• You angry me. Stop angry.
• While Jack was throwing a fit at Walmart, I kept whispering to him to stop. His reply, Stop stopping me!
• Me: Do good boys get presents? Jack: No. Jack gets presents.
• I don't like tomorrow. I want to put tomorrow in the garbage.
• While applying my deodorant to his body, he stood in front of the mirror and said, Put it on my nipples...make them nice and shiny.
• If Jack hears me get frustrated, he always tells me: You angry mom? Here, I make you happy.

There are so many more that I forget to write down...