As you know, Jack loves to take pictures. One day, I let him take some pics with the camera so I could slip into the other room to change clothes. As I am undressing in my closet, I hear a "click." Not good. I turn around and Jack is taking my picture. Here is our ensuing conversation:
Me: JACK! What are you doing?!
Jack: I take a picture of your naked bum?
Me: NO! Don't take a picture of my bum.
Jack: I take a picture of your penis?
Me: No, mommy doesn't have a penis.
Jack looks at me quizzically, then squats down, turns his head to the side (as if to get a better look) and asks, "Is your penis up in there?"
For the record, I deleted the picture of my bum!
1 comment:
too funny
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