Lately, I have been surprised by some of the direction I have had to provide Jack. I know he is an active, curious, inventive little boy, but I still never expected him to try some of the stuff he tries. A few examples of my admonitions to him:- No Jack. Do NOT lick the windows.
- Put your clothes back on Jack.
- NO! The can opener does not go on your penis! You will hurt yourself.
- The refrigerator is not a hiding place. Get out now!
- Why are you naked again? Put your clothes back on please.
- We do not bop people on the head. (This is my fault for teaching him the Little Bunny Foo Foo song.)
- I'm sorry you hurt your head, but I can't get you a new one. Stop pulling on your head, it won't come off...you are not WALL-E and do not have spare parts.
- Put your clothes on now!
- Do not play the drums on mommy's butt.
- Do not chase your aunt Tina with the corn on the cob.
- Only give your cousin gentle hugs...don't squeeze so tight. Stop chasing him. Ask him if he wants a hug first.
- I mean it! Clothes on now!!!
Always a new adventure around here. But look at his cute face. I can't help but love him.
4 comments:
I think "The refrigerator is not a hiding place" is my favorite.
I think the WALL-E explanation also applies to the can opener situation...
I agree with Tim. I love it!
I good I'm not the only one with crazy directives! Especially the licking one.
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